Jason - Jason is always there with a smart-ass comment in times of need. Thinking himself much cooler than his friends, Jason is your classic closet geek.

Martin - Martin loves life and tries to look on the bright side of things. While his interests are more varied than your typical geek, dork or nerd, he still melts down at the idea of Greedo shooting first.

Spazz - Twitchy, excitable and hopelessly addicted to caffeine. There are millions of geeks in the world. Victor "Spazz" Spazinski is their king.

Death - The Alpha and the Omega, the Eternal Collector of Souls, the current resident of the hall closet. Death has existed for eons outside of humanity, but this is the first time he's ever interacted with it. Needless to say he doesn't always get it.